Dinner Party by Migines(m): 4:32pm On May 29, 2008 |
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she was handing him to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself 'Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me.' He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted afterwards and passed out there. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, 'Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!' He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said: 'Come on guys, we're almost there!' |
Re: Dinner Party by actoor(m): 4:51pm On May 29, 2008 |
Re: Dinner Party by Migines(m): 5:07pm On May 29, 2008 |
its not my style but for ist times' sake i'll xplain. **he made it seem like the snails crawled 4rm the beach wich xplains y he came late** actoor: now you tell me. |
Re: Dinner Party by Jeovy(m): 5:37pm On May 29, 2008 |
I thought the husband was so dumb.Nice one migines |
Re: Dinner Party by Migines(m): 5:45pm On May 29, 2008 |
Re: Dinner Party by hclacid(m): 7:29pm On May 29, 2008 |
@poster just a constructive criticism, why can't you use only one thread for all your jokes? anyway nice jokes. |
Re: Dinner Party by Migines(m): 7:54pm On May 29, 2008 |
U've noticed 'roflmao by migines' havent u? Once in a while i jst lyk to isolate some. . . Or av u got ne prob wit that? Neways 10ks. |
Re: Dinner Party by clemcykul(f): 9:13am On May 30, 2008 |
Re: Dinner Party by ayusman16(m): 9:27am On May 30, 2008 |
clemcykul: Welcome back from prison? |
Re: Dinner Party by Migines(m): 10:16am On May 30, 2008 |
@anusman u want to start ur misterious rumours again innit? |
Re: Dinner Party by ayusman16(m): 10:29am On May 30, 2008 |
Then tell us where on earth av u been? Anyway, missed ur jokes! |
Re: Dinner Party by clemcykul(f): 11:04am On May 30, 2008 |
he has been busy getting jokes for your laffn pleasure |
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